Monday, August 16, 2010

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IS THE ONLY SLAM THAT CAN MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE

SPLOOSH

We give you a microphone, an audience, a stage, five judges, the MASTER OF CONFLICT and TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

So bring your witty banter, your haiku, cat poems, your why am I here poems, stories about Pumpkin Heads and how YOU STOLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, WATCHED IT WHILE DRINKING YOUR STEP-DAD's WHISKEY AND SO COULDN'T EVER BE FED A SHISH KEBAB BY ANYONE BUT A SEXY PSYCHOTIC KILLER, EVER.

AND MAKE OUR HEADS EXPLODE!

KABAM!

AND IF THAT DOES NOT MAKE OUR and YOUR HEADS EXPLODE THEN OUR FEATURE ACT WILL.

Because we bring you the incredible mind bending to exploding powers of our feature act:
MATTHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

For those who have not yet heard of
MATTHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

His name is MATTHEW

He is a MENTALIST, according to Wikipedia:

Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as Psychic entertainers.

BUT

after this months BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

featuring MATTHEW

Wikipedia will read:

Mentalism is a performing art in which MATTHEW MAKES AUDIENCE MEMBERS HEADS EXPLODE!

BOOM!

So be at the Phoenix 730pm for sign-up, words start at 8pm, headsploding later in the night, three first prizes, no props, an audience for you, no music, judges, bring a rain coat, and a helmet for projectile exploding!



BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! is at the Phoenix, East Row, Canberra.

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