Friday, January 07, 2011

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! is POETRY SLAMMING on Wednesday 19 January @ The Phoenix



BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! on the third Wednesday of every month.
A POETRY SLAM, that’s what BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! is
And it gives you an audience, prizes, judges, a MASTER OF CONFLICT, a microphone, a pub for beer, more prizes AND 2 MINUTES to give us YOUR WORDS!

For glory, for the chance to say what you want to say at a bunch of people, for your public speaking practice, FOR PRIZES.
That’s right BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! is back for 2011

WHO’D ‘AVE THUNK WE’D MAKE IT!?

So bring your words, chicken scratchings, Tanka that you say twice, drunk ramblings, the poem to your boyfriend, the poem to the neighbour, the one you made by gluing cuttings from the NEWSPAPER WHILE WEARING RUBBER GLOVES or your 2 minute Iliad to BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

THIS MONTH WE FEATURE THE MAN AND HIS GUITAR,
The man who will make up songs on the spot with your words
The man who will resist the urge to wrestle the entire pub to the ground
WHILE MAKING UP THE SONG IN HIS HEAD

NICK D.

AND BECAUSE ONE FEATURE ACT IS NOT ENOUGH FOR A BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! AUDIENCE

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! has demanded the return of
The Man who stared down the BAR KEEP’s bluff
The man who wrote the idiot’s guide to FREE WILLY the poem

POET SKIP SKIPSTER SKIPINATOR

So be at the PHOENIX at 730pm to sign up and perform your words, 
to sign up to judge someone’s words, 
to drink, to yell, to listen to people’s spoken words, 
for our feature acts NIC D. and SKIP 
to win prizes from IMPACT COMICS, MIND GAMES, FARMER GED and GORMAN HOUSE WHO HAVE PROMISED NOT JUST KRANSKY BUT VEGETARIAN PRIZES TOO!

Remember three first prizes, no props, an audience, no music, judges, original material and 2 minutes!




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