Sunday, December 11, 2011

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! @ The Phoenix, 730PM Wednesday 21 December


Poetry is
the real winner


BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IS UPON YOU
AGAIN!

Because it is December and no month is complete
without BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!
yelling something from the men’s toilet at
the back of the Phoenix
And at people walking past poetry on the way to
the back of the Phoenix
Or back to the bar
Or to a table
BECAUSE THIS MONTH YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET
TO THE TOILET
Without poetry
Without climbing over
A mass collection of brass instruments
And poetry
‘Cause this month is BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!
Mass house band and your poetry mass month
THAT MEANS WE WANT YOUR WORDS ON STAGE
For prizes
For common sense
For sense
For uncommon sense
For mass sense
FOR YOU TO GIVE ANYONE THAT TALKS ABOUT GIVING STUFF
TO THE MASSES A MASS PUNCH IN THEIR MASS FACE
Really, the masses, who talks like that?
PRIZES!
BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!
With special house band
THE BRASS KNUCKLE BRASS BAND
At BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!
With Prizes from the Oxfam Shop, IMPACT COMICS, Mind Games,
Smiths Alternative Bookshop or store, and GORMAN HOUSE MARKETS
Be there
Remember YOUR WORDS, no music, no props, original material, 2 minutes, you, a microphone, an audience, five judges, you, two MCs, one Score Adder, and THE MASTER OF CONFLICT AND YOU!
The Phoenix, 730pm sign-up!
BE THERE
YOU BE THERE


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