Monday, October 13, 2014

THE POETRY SLAM INSIDE THE PHOENIX PUB, CANBERRA

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!
BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! WANTS YOU ON STAGE BECAUSE BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! IS THE POETRY SLAM THAT GIVES ANYONE TWO MINUTES WITH A MICROPHONE AN AUDIENCE MANY MCS THE MASTER OF CONFLICT A SCORE ADDER JUDGES TOILETS FEATURE ACT(S) ACCESS TO ALCOHOL HOUSE BAND AND A STAGE ALL FOR MORE FIRST PRIZES THAN ANY OTHER COMPETITION ACROSS ALL TIME AND SPACE.

AND WHEN WE SAY POETRY WE MEAN ANYTHING THAT’S POETRY!


Did we mention feature act?

We have one.

EUCAPOCALYPTS NOW
Eucapocolypts Now
‘Eucapocolypts Now starts from the premise that we need to be prepared for a future in which human life is no longer the center of the world. The capacity of the world to fulfill our material desires is being rapidly depleted, particularly in Australia, and we are concerned to think through a particularly Australian response – a wave of eucalypt breaking over our cities and towns; tarmac cracks and blisters and the mallee begins its long march back over abandoned farmland. How are we to process this? Will we go mad? Or can we develop new myths and philosophies which complement the sour taste of sap?’


Did BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! mention house band?

We have one.

BACON CAKES
Bacon Cakes
Photo by Adam Thomas
This is what Bacon Cakes says about them(it)selves(self).

‘ 12 slices bacon
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 (9 ounce) package white cake mix, batter prepared as directed on package
1 teaspoon maple flavored extract
1/4 cup maple syrup’

Finally! Because Robot Zombie Hadley appears to have arisen to walk among the living in Brisbane we are filling the Hadley Memorial Slots with Charles J Quinn!


Join BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!, 7:30pm East Row, The Phoenix Pub in the Canberra in the Australian Capital Territory.

And remember, no props, no music, and your original words, for first prizes!


FIRST PRIZES

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